{"id":7,"date":"2005-10-24T19:33:38","date_gmt":"2005-10-24T19:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2005-10-24T19:33:38","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T19:33:38","slug":"on-a-bright-day-anyways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2005\/10\/24\/on-a-bright-day-anyways\/","title":{"rendered":"On a bright day anyways …"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m usually used to the same set of insane habituated anomalies that any of us here would typically find ourselves in.
\nWell, on a bright day anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

This day I choose to give you a common side of the story. Unfortunately it\u2019s not quite so much a bright day today (I\u2019m talking literal here \u2026 its too freaking dull today).<\/p>\n

Ok then, as it should go, the typical day begins with what we like doing when up. Yup scratch. The pleasure of scratching never fails to amuse us.
\nOn a bright day anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

And then we come to the next best thing that could happen to mankind. Rinse your mouth with booze. Aah, the pleasure of spirits cleansing your nightly evils (I think I was evil last night \u2026 yes I was \u2026 heh).
\nOn a bright day anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

The toothpaste does wonders too I\u2019m told. And so I malform the squeezy contents onto a bristled strange surface area and start massaging my tooth. Don\u2019t really understand the true waste of water though and so too the useful resources your mouth otherwise holds. (Do not do this after the spiritual rinses BTW \u2026 this is a total waste)<\/p>\n

The next thing happens to be a top brass activity and I shall choose not go into detail. Bloj it is. We all have to bloj cause it\u2019s usually shit that we eat anyways \u2026 not really advisable to keep all that inside.
\nOn a bright day anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

Only if the bloj goes well, will the rest of your day follow solid grounds. Not that we reclaim land or something while walking (that job\u2019s Krupal\u2019s).
\nDoesn\u2019t quite matter if it\u2019s a bright day or not, you\u2019re in trouble if ur half done with Bloj.<\/p>\n

Breakfast is the best meal of my day with dutiful preferences going towards eggs, bacon and good chai (Rum\/Whiskey on Kellogg\u2019s go well on weekends)
\nEveryday\u2026<\/p>\n

We go to work and eat crap there too (not literal this time, but it\u2019s sundry really) I\u2019m told, first on our way to our workplace (travel\u2019s always the big momma), then the workplace itself (don\u2019t have much to say there) and finally if and when we decide to head back home (yes travel again). There are healthy doses of crap all the way.
\nEveryday\u2026<\/p>\n

Back home its party time with salad, attempts at survival cooking, inventing new cocktails (sometimes with ice cream) and also wondering at times, who the f*** gassed the Gym room.
\nOn a bright day anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

It\u2019s then time to call home and lie to them that I was a good boy all day\/week. They fortunately believe me.
\nOn a bright day anyways\u2026<\/p>\n

Sleep always takes the cake (I prefer the rum cakes here too though) and The Creator was kind enough to have my slumber habits spelt on paper (and some tell me, it\u2019s also written behind a garbage can in Dharavi).
\nAll this, on a nice calm night\u2026<\/p>\n

This cycle repeats itself in succession, day after day (bright and otherwise \u2026 and the nites too)<\/p>\n

PS: Pretty sure I wont mention my weekend activities here \u2026 (no intentions of pulling out scandalous endeavors) \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 Well at least for now \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n

I\u2019m done pakaoing bout\u2019 this un-bright day BTW, and in case you\u2019re still reading this line you might want to hit ur head against the nearest of hard hedges\/walls.<\/p>\n

I hope it turns your sunny wheel though \u2026 be good and have a good one you all \u2026 life\u2019s good \u2026 always good<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m usually used to the same set of insane habituated anomalies that any of us here would typically find ourselves in. Well, on a bright day anyways\u2026 This day I choose to give you a common side of the story. Unfortunately it\u2019s not quite so much a bright day today (I\u2019m talking literal here \u2026 its too freaking dull today). Ok then, as it should go, the typical day begins with what we like doing when up. Yup scratch. The pleasure of scratching never fails to amuse us. On a bright day anyways\u2026 And then we come to the next best thing that could happen to mankind. Rinse your mouth with booze. Aah, the pleasure of spirits cleansing your nightly evils (I think I was evil last night \u2026 yes I was \u2026 heh). On a bright day anyways\u2026 The toothpaste does wonders too I\u2019m told. And so I malform the squeezy contents onto a bristled strange surface area and start massaging my tooth. Don\u2019t really understand the true waste of water though and so too the useful resources your mouth otherwise holds. (Do not do this after the spiritual rinses BTW \u2026 this is a total waste) The next thing happens to be a top brass activity and I shall choose not go into detail. Bloj it is. We all have to bloj cause it\u2019s usually shit that we eat anyways \u2026 not really advisable to keep all that inside. On a bright day anyways\u2026 Only if the bloj goes well, will the rest of your day follow solid grounds. Not that we reclaim land or something while walking (that job\u2019s Krupal\u2019s). Doesn\u2019t quite matter if it\u2019s a bright day or not, you\u2019re in trouble if ur half done with Bloj. Breakfast is the best meal of my day with dutiful preferences going towards eggs, bacon and good chai (Rum\/Whiskey on Kellogg\u2019s go well on weekends) Everyday\u2026 We go to work and eat crap there too (not literal this time, but it\u2019s sundry really) I\u2019m told, first on our way to our workplace (travel\u2019s always the big momma), then the workplace itself (don\u2019t have much to say there) and finally if and when we decide to head back home (yes travel again). There are healthy doses of crap all the way. Everyday\u2026 Back home its party time with salad, attempts at survival cooking, inventing new cocktails (sometimes with ice cream) and also wondering at times, who the f*** gassed the Gym room. On a bright day anyways\u2026 It\u2019s then time to call home and lie to them that I was a good boy all day\/week. They fortunately believe me. On a bright day anyways\u2026 Sleep always takes the cake (I prefer the rum cakes here too though) and The Creator was kind enough to have my slumber habits spelt on paper (and some tell me, it\u2019s also written behind a garbage can in Dharavi). All this, on a nice calm night\u2026 This cycle repeats itself in succession, day after day (bright and otherwise \u2026 and the nites too) PS: Pretty sure I wont mention my weekend activities here \u2026 (no intentions of pulling out scandalous endeavors) \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 Well at least for now \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 I\u2019m done pakaoing bout\u2019 this un-bright day BTW, and in case you\u2019re still reading this line you might want to hit ur head against the nearest of hard hedges\/walls. I hope it turns your sunny wheel though \u2026 be good and have a good one you all \u2026 life\u2019s good \u2026 always good<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}