{"id":264,"date":"2005-07-22T17:18:28","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T17:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=264"},"modified":"2005-07-22T17:18:28","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T17:18:28","slug":"mind-over-mon-k-ey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2005\/07\/22\/mind-over-mon-k-ey\/","title":{"rendered":"Mind over Mon-k-ey"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a planet of barbarians and bizarre research habits by the barbarians (at the expense of innocent guinea pigs) we\u2019ve taken basic levels of primate sacraments and thrown them into forms of financial edification \u2026 <\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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\nhttp:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/06\/05\/monkeys_taught_to_us.html<\/a> essentially forms the basis of this post. For those who don\u2019t like clicking on links (and or share \u201chyperlink-o-phobia\u201d with some of my office mates), this article in effect tells us that researchers have successfully ventured into the primate psyche and effectively corrupted them with monetary knowledge\/benefits.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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In other words (in bold), Monkeys have been taught to use money<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And now \u2026 lets put up the million $$ question (also in bold … but bigger … and naah .. i don’t do colors) \u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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WHY THE BLOODY ****????<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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To think of a few implications which might come about as a direct result of the work by these scientists (who BTW I think, have very little to do … but for that decent bout of funding)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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So here goes:
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a) New segments for monkey classified advts. will kick off in our local newspapers and magazines (with mandatory hints of Financial and PR benefits). [note: PR = Primate Resource]<\/span>
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