{"id":258,"date":"2005-02-14T20:53:09","date_gmt":"2005-02-14T20:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=258"},"modified":"2005-02-14T20:53:09","modified_gmt":"2005-02-14T20:53:09","slug":"valentine-ot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2005\/02\/14\/valentine-ot\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine OT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana;\">Have you ever had the pleasure of spending your Valentine&#8217;s day in office for over 18 hours?<\/p>\n<p>If yes, then welcome to the club, you bunch of LOSERS &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I couldn&#8217;t really think of anything remotely satirical AND funny (but then, I never do)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m rite now about five hours from that 18 hour mark &#8230; will try and entertain meself with Metallica, Nirvana et al<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever had the pleasure of spending your Valentine&#8217;s day in office for over 18 hours? If yes, then welcome to the club, you bunch of LOSERS &#8230; Sorry, I couldn&#8217;t really think of anything remotely satirical AND funny (but then, I never do)&#8230; I&#8217;m rite now about five hours from that 18 hour mark &#8230; will try and entertain meself with Metallica, Nirvana et al<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}