{"id":23,"date":"2006-03-14T23:53:36","date_gmt":"2006-03-14T23:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2006-03-14T23:53:36","modified_gmt":"2006-03-14T23:53:36","slug":"he-who-shoe-bites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2006\/03\/14\/he-who-shoe-bites\/","title":{"rendered":"He, Who, Shoe bites?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 100%;\">&#8220;I have a shoe bite&#8221; essentially puts forth &#8220;I&#8217;ve bought new shoes and you better have a look&#8221;. It&#8217;s not quite the best of ways to have it broadcasted, I dare say. But certainly is one of the crude and dismantled ways of frolicking around your new shines.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 100%;\">I always wondered why the damn shoe bites you only on one leg. Its crazy, I&#8217;ve always had bites only directed to one of my feet, left or right, ankle or toe, front or back. It&#8217;s always just been one. Not that I&#8217;m complaining but hell yea, it would be fun to have both legs down with chronic pain (well not that bad).<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 100%;\">The question here is, are the shoes (branded and f***** expensive shoes) poorly stitched\/made with tasteless lack in symmetry and hence the bite? Or is it just me? I can see a hundred million fingers directed onward now.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 100%;\">Okay, so God (or my folks) had this planned. My feet (or parts of it, picked up conveniently) is non-symmetric. Why God? Why Mum\/Dad?<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; font-size: 100%;\">Again \u2026 I need sleep \u2026 or maybe a band-aid<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 100%;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I have a shoe bite&#8221; essentially puts forth &#8220;I&#8217;ve bought new shoes and you better have a look&#8221;. It&#8217;s not quite the best of ways to have it broadcasted, I dare say. But certainly is one of the crude and dismantled ways of frolicking around your new shines. I always wondered why the damn shoe bites you only on one leg. Its crazy, I&#8217;ve always had bites only directed to one of my feet, left or right, ankle or toe, front or back. It&#8217;s always just been one. Not that I&#8217;m complaining but hell yea, it would be fun to have both legs down with chronic pain (well not that bad). The question here is, are the shoes (branded and f***** expensive shoes) poorly stitched\/made with tasteless lack in symmetry and hence the bite? Or is it just me? I can see a hundred million fingers directed onward now. Okay, so God (or my folks) had this planned. My feet (or parts of it, picked up conveniently) is non-symmetric. Why God? Why Mum\/Dad? Again \u2026 I need sleep \u2026 or maybe a band-aid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}