{"id":14,"date":"2005-11-24T14:23:57","date_gmt":"2005-11-24T14:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2005-11-24T14:23:57","modified_gmt":"2005-11-24T14:23:57","slug":"goozoo-hip-hope-paras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2005\/11\/24\/goozoo-hip-hope-paras\/","title":{"rendered":"Goozoo Hip Hope &#8211; Paras"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana; font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Bewa aka Paro aka Paras <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 78%;\">(Note: Paras is not plural for Paro)<span style=\"font-size: 85%;\">&#8216;s<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> guju hiphop song with sub titles<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Parag Gandhi (a guju dude in his office) &#8230; comes and tells him,<br \/>\n&#8220;Paras chal lets write a guju hiphop .. I give u a tune&#8221; .. and he goes &#8220;su kare che aatu su kare che .. su kare che aatu su kare che&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Paro had the <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">pen hai?<\/span> expression on his face at first .. and then he thought he&#8217;d give it a thought just to see what comes about &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and this is what Paro came up with &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: #333333;\">su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),<br \/>\nparag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?),<\/p>\n<p>su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),<br \/>\nparag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?),<\/p>\n<p>parag che ch***yo, dekhave bhootyo( parag is his mothors first born child, looks like a ghost),<br \/>\nshahrukh ni copy karta eeno land je tutiyo(immitating shahrukh, he broke his dick)<\/p>\n<p>pachi su??(en what??)<\/p>\n<p>pachi toh salo gay thai gayo che(en hes become a gay),<br \/>\ngaaaandu .. bi thai gayo che(mad &#8230; hes become a bi)<\/p>\n<p>chokraoo ne pherve (dates all his guy friends),<br \/>\nchokri ne puche .. ben aani recipe su che?(asks all his female friends &#8230; sister cud u share this recipe with me please?)<\/p>\n<p>su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),<br \/>\nparag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?),<\/p>\n<p>eena daddy toh hairam, mom che pareshan (his daddy is shocked, his mom is tensed)<br \/>\nbhai ben nu toh khabar nahi pan purush mitr bole .. aaiii parag aaviyo run!!(dont know bout his bro n sis but his male friends say .. ohh parags coming run),<\/p>\n<p>su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?),<br \/>\nparag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7743\/459\/1600\/paras.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/7743\/459\/320\/paras.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: verdana; font-size: 78%;\">the hand over<br \/>\nParo&#8217;s right shoulder<br \/>\nis not meant to<br \/>\nscare anyone<\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: verdana; font-size: 85%;\"><\/p>\n<p>roaking gaan Paro &#8230; you roak bhai &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bewa aka Paro aka Paras (Note: Paras is not plural for Paro)&#8216;s guju hiphop song with sub titles Parag Gandhi (a guju dude in his office) &#8230; comes and tells him, &#8220;Paras chal lets write a guju hiphop .. I give u a tune&#8221; .. and he goes &#8220;su kare che aatu su kare che .. su kare che aatu su kare che&#8221; Paro had the pen hai? expression on his face at first .. and then he thought he&#8217;d give it a thought just to see what comes about &#8230; &#8230; and this is what Paro came up with &#8230; su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?), parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?), su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?), parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?), parag che ch***yo, dekhave bhootyo( parag is his mothors first born child, looks like a ghost), shahrukh ni copy karta eeno land je tutiyo(immitating shahrukh, he broke his dick) pachi su??(en what??) pachi toh salo gay thai gayo che(en hes become a gay), gaaaandu .. bi thai gayo che(mad &#8230; hes become a bi) chokraoo ne pherve (dates all his guy friends), chokri ne puche .. ben aani recipe su che?(asks all his female friends &#8230; sister cud u share this recipe with me please?) su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?), parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?), eena daddy toh hairam, mom che pareshan (his daddy is shocked, his mom is tensed) bhai ben nu toh khabar nahi pan purush mitr bole .. aaiii parag aaviyo run!!(dont know bout his bro n sis but his male friends say .. ohh parags coming run), su kare che aa tu su kare che (what u doin hey man what u doin?), parag ni baaju maa besi aatu su kare che(sittin next to parag dude waht u doin?). the hand over Paro&#8217;s right shoulder is not meant to scare anyone roaking gaan Paro &#8230; you roak bhai &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}