{"id":114,"date":"2005-09-26T12:31:23","date_gmt":"2005-09-26T12:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2005-09-26T12:31:23","modified_gmt":"2005-09-26T12:31:23","slug":"baangd-chronicles-tales-from-ct","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2005\/09\/26\/baangd-chronicles-tales-from-ct\/","title":{"rendered":"Baangd Chronicles: Tales from CT"},"content":{"rendered":"

Very few posts on blogs actually go to the extent of describing your dear buddies. This unfortunately is one such post. I hate to admit it, but Baangd (OR “The Baangd”) often marks himself as the star-crossed court jester who knowingly goes to all extents of humane sacrifices to submit himself to the appeasement of his fellow beings (i.e. we, the underminers)<\/p>\n

The Baangd, Vital Stats:
\nHeight: 5’6” (approx … we think)
\nWeight: unmeasureable
\nShape: Generally round (all over)
\nDistinctive appeal: looks like a Stuffed teddy\/toy, sometimes sports a rose over his left ear<\/p>\n

After the rains, we came across this hidious conversation on gmail … a mail titled “Alive……………………………..i had to do this………OTS”, after which you will find a factual fiction(al) tale of a typical nite at CT (Coastal Treat), so here goes …<\/p>\n

Baangd: Inspite of many buffoloes dying in the floods, I managed to excape and live my life.
\nParo: sud we consider this as ur good look or our bad luck?
\nBaangd: good look?
\n(long pause … 2 days … no net)
\nAlap: \ud83d\ude42 wat a fundoo conversation
\n(short pause … 1 day … lazy oafs)
\nBaangd: people, inputs pls
\nIyer: i think rains have washed off the original text from the mails of both baangdu and paras…
\nthe original mail still lies in the safe vaults of their sent items
\nAbhi: Are we meeting @ CT tonite?
\nBird: Yes
\nIyer: tumlog kyu karte ho yaar aisa (IOW, wimps & cries) mujhe kal belapur jaana hai
\nParo: I won’t eat, it’s Saturday
\nBaangd: I like aunties …… OTS
\nAlap: \ud83d\ude42 wat a fundoo conversation
\nAbhi: Define “fundoo”
\nIyer: (wimps & cries)
\nBird: I hate my boss
\nParo: Lets go for a drive
\nAlap: I have to go do tatti
\nBird: Prawns pepper garlic kidar hai?
\nAlap: I’m alergic to prawns
\nIyer: (Imitates Sanjeev Kumar) Yeh jo chaand hai na …. …. …. woh din mein …
\nAlap: hahaaa
\nAbhi: hahaaa
\nParo: teheehe
\nBird: (smirk)
\nBaangd: (burps) ….. tehehee OTS<\/p>\n

(Mannu & Andy enter)<\/p>\n

Mannu: Bhaiyalog .. kaisa hai … (hugs all around)
\nMannu: Ahhh food!!!
\nAndy: Chal, lets go to boat club
\nIyer: kya yaar tumlog kyu karte ho aisa (wimps)
\nAlap: Mujhe tatti aa rah hai
\nBird: These prawns are stale
\nBaangd: I like chemical brothers … teheeh OTS
\nFat Uncle on the side (pointing at abhi and\/or bird): I know you
\nBird: I hate my boss
\nAbhi: (to waiter … hand signalling a repeat)
\nIyer: I want port wine
\nAndy: Aee humlog Goa jaate hai yaar
\nBaangd: teheehe OTS
\nIyer: (wimps & cries)
\nAlap: be back after tatti
\nMannu: (to waiter) … do plate tangdi kabab
\nFat Uncle on the side: I hate my boss too (… and Bird and uncle hit off)
\nParo: Lets go for a drive
\nAndy: Aee humlog Singapore jaate hai yaar
\nBaangd: I was fooled to buy unbranded orange sanitary napkins in a plastic bag for 200 bucks … OTS
\nParo: Arey tuney woh Ad dekha … kya fundoo tha woh
\nBird: (why don’t I have a screen guard for my PDA yet?)
\nAlap: (after tatti … to waiter) do plate bombil fry
\nIyer: Ae mein ghar jaa rah hoon yaar
\nAlap: chup bait biatch … sit ..
\nAbhi: (slaps iyer)
\nMannu: Ae NT Rama Rao
\nIyer: abey Nishiganda Waad
\nMannu: Ae Prabhu Deva
\nIyer abey Suresh Wadkar
\nKrupal: Aee Maaunt Everaist (naah … krupal wasn’t there … but i had to put this man …)
\nBaangd: OTS
\nAlap: (to waiter) … do aur bombil fry aur ek chicken manchow soup, one by two
\nBaangd: I’m not having soup
\nAlap: Biatch, the quantity is more when we order one-by-two
\nBaangd: Oh oki … OTS .. tehehee … sorry (burp)
\nMannu: Chal beach jaate hai
\nAbhi: Chal
\nIyer: Tumlog kyu karte ho yaar aisa (wimps)
\nAlap: Lemme finish this man
\nAndy: Chal Ontoes jaate hai
\nBaangd: (burp) .. OTS
\nParo: Mein ghar jaa rah hoon
\nBird: (on phone) Aayi Mee yeto, Khalits Aai, Abhijeet Barobar
\nBird: (on phone) Khalits hai Aayi
\nBaangd: tehehee
\nAbhi: Ae bird chal re beach jaate hai
\nBird: Nahi re late ho gaya
\nIyer: Mujhe bhi ..
\nAlap: Shut up biatch
\nBaand: tehehee
\nAlap: oki i need to go do tatti
\nAbhi: (to waiter) Bill
\nBaangd: (burp) … OTS<\/p>\n

Glossary of terms used:
\nCT: Coastal Treat (our hub)
\nOTS: One toight slap
\n(burp): burp
\nbiatch: bitch
\ntatti: shit
\nkrupal: guest appearance (no other description available)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Very few posts on blogs actually go to the extent of describing your dear buddies. This unfortunately is one such post. I hate to admit it, but Baangd (OR “The Baangd”) often marks himself as the star-crossed court jester who knowingly goes to all extents of humane sacrifices to submit himself to the appeasement of his fellow beings (i.e. we, the underminers) The Baangd, Vital Stats: Height: 5’6” (approx … we think) Weight: unmeasureable Shape: Generally round (all over) Distinctive appeal: looks like a Stuffed teddy\/toy, sometimes sports a rose over his left ear After the rains, we came across this hidious conversation on gmail … a mail titled “Alive……………………………..i had to do this………OTS”, after which you will find a factual fiction(al) tale of a typical nite at CT (Coastal Treat), so here goes … Baangd: Inspite of many buffoloes dying in the floods, I managed to excape and live my life. Paro: sud we consider this as ur good look or our bad luck? Baangd: good look? (long pause … 2 days … no net) Alap: \ud83d\ude42 wat a fundoo conversation (short pause … 1 day … lazy oafs) Baangd: people, inputs pls Iyer: i think rains have washed off the original text from the mails of both baangdu and paras… the original mail still lies in the safe vaults of their sent items Abhi: Are we meeting @ CT tonite? Bird: Yes Iyer: tumlog kyu karte ho yaar aisa (IOW, wimps & cries) mujhe kal belapur jaana hai Paro: I won’t eat, it’s Saturday Baangd: I like aunties …… OTS Alap: \ud83d\ude42 wat a fundoo conversation Abhi: Define “fundoo” Iyer: (wimps & cries) Bird: I hate my boss Paro: Lets go for a drive Alap: I have to go do tatti Bird: Prawns pepper garlic kidar hai? Alap: I’m alergic to prawns Iyer: (Imitates Sanjeev Kumar) Yeh jo chaand hai na …. …. …. woh din mein … Alap: hahaaa Abhi: hahaaa Paro: teheehe Bird: (smirk) Baangd: (burps) ….. tehehee OTS (Mannu & Andy enter) Mannu: Bhaiyalog .. kaisa hai … (hugs all around) Mannu: Ahhh food!!! Andy: Chal, lets go to boat club Iyer: kya yaar tumlog kyu karte ho aisa (wimps) Alap: Mujhe tatti aa rah hai Bird: These prawns are stale Baangd: I like chemical brothers … teheeh OTS Fat Uncle on the side (pointing at abhi and\/or bird): I know you Bird: I hate my boss Abhi: (to waiter … hand signalling a repeat) Iyer: I want port wine Andy: Aee humlog Goa jaate hai yaar Baangd: teheehe OTS Iyer: (wimps & cries) Alap: be back after tatti Mannu: (to waiter) … do plate tangdi kabab Fat Uncle on the side: I hate my boss too (… and Bird and uncle hit off) Paro: Lets go for a drive Andy: Aee humlog Singapore jaate hai yaar Baangd: I was fooled to buy unbranded orange sanitary napkins in a plastic bag for 200 bucks … OTS Paro: Arey tuney woh Ad dekha … kya fundoo tha woh Bird: (why don’t I have a screen guard for my PDA yet?) Alap: (after tatti … to waiter) do plate bombil fry Iyer: Ae mein ghar jaa rah hoon yaar Alap: chup bait biatch … sit .. Abhi: (slaps iyer) Mannu: Ae NT Rama Rao Iyer: abey Nishiganda Waad Mannu: Ae Prabhu Deva Iyer abey Suresh Wadkar Krupal: Aee Maaunt Everaist (naah … krupal wasn’t there … but i had to put this man …) Baangd: OTS Alap: (to waiter) … do aur bombil fry aur ek chicken manchow soup, one by two Baangd: I’m not having soup Alap: Biatch, the quantity is more when we order one-by-two Baangd: Oh oki … OTS .. tehehee … sorry (burp) Mannu: Chal beach jaate hai Abhi: Chal Iyer: Tumlog kyu karte ho yaar aisa (wimps) Alap: Lemme finish this man Andy: Chal Ontoes jaate hai Baangd: (burp) .. OTS Paro: Mein ghar jaa rah hoon Bird: (on phone) Aayi Mee yeto, Khalits Aai, Abhijeet Barobar Bird: (on phone) Khalits hai Aayi Baangd: tehehee Abhi: Ae bird chal re beach jaate hai Bird: Nahi re late ho gaya Iyer: Mujhe bhi .. Alap: Shut up biatch Baand: tehehee Alap: oki i need to go do tatti Abhi: (to waiter) Bill Baangd: (burp) … OTS Glossary of terms used: CT: Coastal Treat (our hub) OTS: One toight slap (burp): burp biatch: bitch tatti: shit krupal: guest appearance (no other description available)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}