{"id":111,"date":"2005-09-29T15:48:03","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T15:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/example.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2005-09-29T15:48:03","modified_gmt":"2005-09-29T15:48:03","slug":"55-word-story-1-tight-chadds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/2005\/09\/29\/55-word-story-1-tight-chadds\/","title":{"rendered":"55 word story #1 &#8211; Tight Chadds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms; font-size: 100%;\">It was hot,<\/p>\n<p>He tried to bend and pull, it wouldn\u2019t let him,<\/p>\n<p>He removed his trousers, and it felt a lot better&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then he removed the jocks\u2019 too, and woah was that something, they could breathe again!!<\/p>\n<p>The jocks\u2019 were punishing these two this day, he thought<\/p>\n<p>He soared forward to take that leak<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was hot, He tried to bend and pull, it wouldn\u2019t let him, He removed his trousers, and it felt a lot better&#8230; Then he removed the jocks\u2019 too, and woah was that something, they could breathe again!! The jocks\u2019 were punishing these two this day, he thought He soared forward to take that leak<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/statueofpuberty.com\/sp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}