Picked a nail out of my shoe yesterday and took a few steps ahead to realize that it went right into my goddamn skin. Who put that nail there I pondered. Nobody answered. I walked on. We stumble upon these nails all the time, some prick, some pack a punch,…

A grave situation encompasses us all … One that has elements of terror and pain … An incredibly mighty contamination surge has hit us … Bird flu has hit the country bad … the rest of the world even harder … We’re killing birds (infected and suspected carriers) in the…

Apoo (low voice) I almost gave up hope. There were so many times I questioned myself. I’ve made so many sacrifices but it’s all been worth it. (beat) There are millions and millions of mediocre people in the world Abhi. Isn’t it great that we aren’t one of them? Abhi…

This is the story, of a boy named Apoorva Joshi. This boy played good fair cricket Mastered the art of swing bowling when he was very young Soon became the captain of Nandanvan Cricket Board His passion and love for the sport bore no bounds Apoo was a class apart…

Bewa aka Paro aka Paras (Note: Paras is not plural for Paro)‘s guju hiphop song with sub titles Parag Gandhi (a guju dude in his office) … comes and tells him, “Paras chal lets write a guju hiphop .. I give u a tune” .. and he goes “su kare…

An Ode to Apoo Doggie: Worf … Doggie: worf … Doggie: rrowww brrrowww Apoo: arrghhh … Apoo: huff … Apoo: huff … Sound effects: Budoosh digdradaadam dooosh … Aunty 2: Sorry Apoo: poink … (getting up and falling back down on butt) Doggie: rrrowww … rrooowww … Doggie: Karchhh ..…

Back in Mumbai … aaaah the sweet smell of home … more … soon … still waiting for one bag to come from Amsterdam … sob

I’m usually used to the same set of insane habituated anomalies that any of us here would typically find ourselves in. Well, on a bright day anyways… This day I choose to give you a common side of the story. Unfortunately it’s not quite so much a bright day today…

Picked up from a board … hilarious to the core … Yea i’m looking for Sex, Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Boy.” I call mine “Sex”. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his license, I told…

I know this has been long due here, I put my posts on Ryze and just slipped across with work … so anyways, here goes … For those who don’t know her (or for that matter, this particular case). Rashmi is the editor and publisher of JAM magazine and she…