“Have a good one sir”, said Taylor, the pretty security lady at the airport. The good lady directed me to the second of the baggage claim areas for Northwest, which for some crazy reason was next to neverland, behind three other airlines baggage retrieval areas. Call this bad positioning or…

In a planet of barbarians and bizarre research habits by the barbarians (at the expense of innocent guinea pigs) we’ve taken basic levels of primate sacraments and thrown them into forms of financial edification … The article http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/05/monkeys_taught_to_us.html essentially forms the basis of this post. For those who don’t like…

Silence Of The Sorcerers Stone – Hannibal Lector eats Harry Potter. Matrix Vs. Terminator in Terminator: Revolutions – The war is on between the machines and the humans, and Neo must face up against a machine sent from the future to enslave humanity in a virtual-reality. James Bond meets Erin…

The toothbrush has been declared the most indispensable invention of modern times by a survey at MIT, according to this CNN article. The automobile came in second place, followed by the personal computer, the cell phone, and the microwave. According to ADA spokesman Dr. Richard Price, “You can always update…

Have you ever had the pleasure of spending your Valentine’s day in office for over 18 hours? If yes, then welcome to the club, you bunch of LOSERS … Sorry, I couldn’t really think of anything remotely satirical AND funny (but then, I never do)… I’m rite now about five…

An excerpt from our not-so-weekly news channel ‘nanguys [at] yahoogroups’ Author Aditya ok, so i had earnestly told bird in december that if/when i come back for good to nandanvan, i’ll run for the secretary’s position (i was pissed off that kids arent allowed to play anywhere). yesterday i was…

Good to be back after a long ass work haul. Promise to fill this area with truck loadsa daily crap …

Call this piece an eventful evening watching mighty Achilles (proper noun: ‘Aa ki lees’), a stoned image of Laloo PY in a purple saree near some jaded bandra signal (asking for 10 bucks, with the unfathomable choice of getting to see the undersigned area if its conditions were not met…