“Have a good one sir”, said Taylor, the pretty security lady at the airport. The good lady directed me to the second of the baggage claim areas for Northwest, which for some crazy reason was next to neverland, behind three other airlines baggage retrieval areas. Call this bad positioning or…
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Mind over Mon-k-ey
In a planet of barbarians and bizarre research habits by the barbarians (at the expense of innocent guinea pigs) we’ve taken basic levels of primate sacraments and thrown them into forms of financial edification … The article http://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/05/monkeys_taught_to_us.html essentially forms the basis of this post. For those who don’t like…
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Legends: F1
Was truly the best race I’ve ever set my eyes on. This goes into myDVD collection. There’s simply no doubt in my mind that Schumi isbeyond anyone in this era. Wouldn’t want to take anything away from Alonso, he clearly showedwhat he’s made of. Whilst overtaking stands as the glam…
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A Stinger with Love
It’s not very often that I resort to methods like the one mentioned below, but without doubt we have to put our feet down to address/resolve issues revolting around us at some threshold point. What constitutes a stinger? Is it,a) a harsh vocab, dirty facts and abuse filled correspondence with…
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Mailer boo-boo
I “did a boo-boo” today/yesterday. I feel guilty, ashamed and again … guilty as charged … and again … ashamed … sob Story goes like this: A very innocent member of the Testing/QA department mailed us this old school spam [Divya Singh’s husband suffering from NON-SMALL CELL LUNG CANCER thingy]…
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Puberty Fails!!!
un-freakin-believable
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Movie Crossovers
Silence Of The Sorcerers Stone – Hannibal Lector eats Harry Potter. Matrix Vs. Terminator in Terminator: Revolutions – The war is on between the machines and the humans, and Neo must face up against a machine sent from the future to enslave humanity in a virtual-reality. James Bond meets Erin…
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Toothbrushes officially more useful than PCs
The toothbrush has been declared the most indispensable invention of modern times by a survey at MIT, according to this CNN article. The automobile came in second place, followed by the personal computer, the cell phone, and the microwave. According to ADA spokesman Dr. Richard Price, “You can always update…
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Valentine OT
Have you ever had the pleasure of spending your Valentine’s day in office for over 18 hours? If yes, then welcome to the club, you bunch of LOSERS … Sorry, I couldn’t really think of anything remotely satirical AND funny (but then, I never do)… I’m rite now about five…
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Nandanvan – Head of state
An excerpt from our not-so-weekly news channel ‘nanguys [at] yahoogroups’ Author Aditya ok, so i had earnestly told bird in december that if/when i come back for good to nandanvan, i’ll run for the secretary’s position (i was pissed off that kids arent allowed to play anywhere). yesterday i was…