Actually not quite about cats and dogs … but read on …
Ever wondered why men (except Apoo) are inclined towards dogs more than women (note: men like women too, but we’ll talk about that a little later). Just the same, there are more women in this world that like cats more than dogs, compared with men (and no, I cannot tell you if they do like men the same way, that’s been a mystery for ages someone tells me).
Let’s try and probe this a wee bit, and to make things interesting lets map cats and dogs to their likes and dislikes, and around that, understand key areas which define their appeal.
The Truth (in bits):
- Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later
- You’re not a real person until a cat ignores you; you are not Apoorva Joshi if a dog ignores you.
- Cats must attack their master’s shoelaces when they are tying them; Dogs do the same when no one’s looking.
- Cats are quite good at domesticating humans; dogs are quite good at domesticating themselves.
So why is it that more women in this world prefer cats when all the qualities they need in a partner is so easily satisfied by dogs. Things like:
- Dogs listen
- Dogs don’t want to have sex (with humans)
- Dogs obey
- Dogs never say no to shopping
- Dogs listenDogs don’t watch sports (unless explicitly asked)
… And a ton of lopsided entries should ideally have put the doggie variety on their priority list.
We men don’t do a fraction of what’s mentioned above, that apart, the discussion point here is that cats are a tad better in the ignorance department (At least we lie our balls off whilst trying to evade a funny situation. Cats just don’t bother).
It all falls in place if we’d consider the hoop, that women albeit showing that burst of impatience on the outside, are a practicing lot on the patience scale within a secret society that engulfs us. They’re practicing the art of patience with the best in the business (and no, we men are not quite there).
Note: There are women-kind (?) who do like dogs (viz. Mahi). But these could be discarded ignornants and lazers who don’t have the big picture (or were intended to be men, but nature toyed with them).
So, what do we have here? A gender clan trying to romp up scales of power? Yes men, beware of this growing degree of women who’re training themselves to rule this world and us.
We’re no less than dogs to them, and it’s about time we step up and growl, swell and show our fangs.
(see, this is why I grow my nails)